A woman whose hair is blond decides she just can't take it anymore. She's
tired of all the blond jokes: the advantages of being blond are vastly
outweighed by having to listen to all the blond jokes. So one night she
dyes her hair black. She goes into work the next day and doesn't hear a
single blond joke. Okay, so her hair is black: she's too happy to care,
because she thinks she'll never have to hear another blond joke in her
She drives home from work in a rural area and sees a sheep crossing the
road. She slows to let it pass, and pretty soon is surrounded by a herd
of sheep. After 20 minutes, they finally finish crossing
the road, and the shepherd comes along and waves to her and thanks her for stopping
to wait for the sheep.
"You sure have a lot of sheep there," she says. "I know, it's very
difficult to keep track of them all," the shepherd says. "If I tell you
how many sheep you have, would you give me one?" she asks. "Sure, if you
guess correctly, I'll give you one," he agrees. "You have 257 sheep," says
The shepherd is suitably impressed, and tells her to go ahead and pick one
out and take it with her. So she picks out a sheep and puts it in the
back of her car. As she's preparing to leave, the shepherd knocks on her
window. She rolls the window down and he says, "If I tell you what color
your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"
Pam: "My dog ate a whole ball of wool."
Sam: "And what happened?"
Pam: "Her puppies were all born wearing sweaters."
Sam: "That's some yarn."
What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
a wrap-around sweater
Why did the lamb call the police?
he had been fleeced
What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
"the Wool Street Journal"
What would you get if you crossed a goat and a sheep?
An animal that eats tin cans and gives back steel wool
What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
Q: What do you call a sheep without legs?
A: A cloud.